Dinner is served from 4:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. For grazing through the morning hours, visit ¡farolazo!:, just a few steps down the beach.

Brunch Fare

• Unleavened Yeats - flat bread with or without melted cheese
• Egg-regious - hard-boiled ostrich egg. Served deviled or confounded. Bring a friend!
• Kalamata Frittata
• Breakfast Pizza - Choose a puffed rice, fruit-flavored, sweet corn, strawberry or chocolate crust and top with chocolate or strawberry syrup, marshmallows, table cream and more cereal. Cavities are waiting to happen.

Soups and Salads

• Weltschmerz Soup
• Guestworker Fruit Salad - served on a bed of fresh-picked cotton bolls
• Kafkabobs on an Arugula Bed - with only the finest Peruvian hissing roaches
• Sandpiper Stew

Pastas and Pizzas

• H5N1 Angelhair - select Asian fowl on fine pasta with your choice of FDA approved sauce and a side of Tamiflu
• Coconut Ravioli in Curry
• Pesto Mudpack - fresh from the spa!

Entrees

• Clam-Bake-N' - palm-frond-cured bacon simmered in Clamato® sauce. Cooked right on the beach
• Squid Kebab
• The Classic BLT - don't mess with success
• PB and Jícama on Pita

Deserts, Drinks and Other Treats

• An Inconvenient Tooth - carefully aged springerle, old maid peanut-brittle, and roasted corn nuts. Served warm.
• Quinine Water Sorbet